I have this thing for three days

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07/06/2015 at 17:36 • Filed to: None

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First impressions: it’s really bad on gas.

It's also really photogenic. I took that with an iPotato.


DISCUSSION (49)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:40

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Bro, meet me in a dark alley tonight.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:42

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But you’ve spent most of the time just sitting there staring at it’s gorgeousness....right?


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:44

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I can imagine that it would. I tried an E500 Mercedes my Merc mechanic had for a loaner once and my first impression was it drank a lot of gas, had power but this wasn’t for commuting and I can only imagine fuel in Europe!

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Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:45

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Is the transmission as bad as I’ve heard it is?

(assuming it’s not a manual)


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:45

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Vanquish with the automated box? How’s that?


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > TheHondaBro
07/06/2015 at 17:49

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Not every Aston driver is a prostitute you know.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > PushToStart
07/06/2015 at 17:52

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I don't think there ever was a manual for that car.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Cé hé sin
07/06/2015 at 17:52

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Vanquish S, but you’re right on the automated manual. It’s actually pretty awesome. I have a broken neck, but I also have a giant smile on my face.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > macanamera
07/06/2015 at 17:53

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The Wiki description adds credit to why the gearbox is so terrible.

“ 6-speed manual gearbox with Auto Shift Manual/Select Shift Manual (ASM/SSM) electro-hydraulic control system. ” -Wikipedia


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > PushToStart
07/06/2015 at 17:55

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Probably not. It’s pretty violent if you’re really on it and it certainly isn’t a smooth box, but it isn’t as bad as a lot of people say around town and it is properly hysterical under rapid acceleration. I like it as far as flappy paddles go, but I much prefer my paddles with a fair amount of character.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:55

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How did you get one of those?


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:56

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Stop driving British commuter cars/static art pieces and fix your 02


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/06/2015 at 17:56

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I’ve spent most of the time making as much noise as possible, but I’m currently staring at it outside of my living room window. It sure is pretty.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:56

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Neat. What ya doing with it?


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 17:57

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You done 200 MPH in it? If not, are you gonna do 200 MPH?


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/06/2015 at 17:59

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It’s my uncle’s. Most of the cool things I drive are my uncle’s.

I’m working full time so I can do just that! It will be fixed by this winter (just in time for me to not drive it...) if all goes according to plan, which it won’t. Nothing ever goes according to plan. But I’m working on it, don’t you worry.

Any new developments on yours? I haven’t been on Oppo for a really long time.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Jonathan Harper
07/06/2015 at 18:00

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I’m going to see how much I can spend on gas in three days. Hopefully get a few decent pictures with my real camera too.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > djmt1
07/06/2015 at 18:02

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Nope. I’ve done 173 once, though not in this car. I doubt I’ll ever get that close to 200 again. I did go... uh, fairly quickly today.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Cherry_man1
07/06/2015 at 18:04

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I’m related to the owner. Ahaha. He asked me to get the emissions a VIN verification done and let me hang onto the keys for a few days.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 18:05

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wow is it the same relation that got that brand new Porsche a while ago?


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > TheHondaBro
07/06/2015 at 18:07

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Bro, I can’t drive it after dark until tomorrow because the low beam fuse needs to be replaced.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Cherry_man1
07/06/2015 at 18:08

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Yessir. This thing is fast, but the acceleration on his Turbo S is simply unnecessary.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
07/06/2015 at 18:10

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Oh, I would not want to drive the Vanquish S in Europe. I’d be flat broke in four days from fuel expenses alone.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 18:11

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I’ve been quite absent too. I don’t know if you saw it, but this happened at the beginning of the summer.

Also, for the past two weeks I’ve been working with my friend and his dad at his metal shop. We’re making a custom roof rack for my car.

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This all started with ugly pieces of metal

Working with metal is so much fun and I made something sexy

It’s far from finished, but I bought some cedar that we’ll cut up into planks. Needs to craft the actual clamps to grab the gutters. And then powder coating.

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It all started with my buying these Quick-N-Easy roof rack clamps. Thought we would modify them, but we went balls to the walls. We’re not using any pieces from them, so I can sell them.

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Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 18:15

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I haven’t been on Oppo for a really long time.

WELCOME BACK! :)


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Xyl0c41n3
07/06/2015 at 18:24

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Thanks Xy! Have you been keeping everyone in line while I was gone?


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/06/2015 at 18:31

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I wanted to go to the Vintage so badly, but its pretty far for me. I’ll give that a read later tonight!

And that roof rack looks killer! I can’t wait to see the end result. I’ve wanted a cool roof rack on Alice since I bought her. Have you seen Mikey Gaumann’s custom rack? Different style, but still very cool. I think his instagram is @ayyitsmikey. Not sure how many y’s on the “ayy” though. Ahaha


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 18:36

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I’ve been reading a thread elsewhere by a guy who bought a Vanquish and spent large sums on repairs and fettling only for it to let him down on a trip to Scotland whereupon he sold it. Anyway he posted a pic of his trip computer showing 9.6mpg. That’s even less in mpUSg.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/06/2015 at 18:38

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I’ll recommend this, but not without irony, as I should stop driving old American cars and fix my 02 as well.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 18:38

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Man I wish I could experience something like that my only super car experience is a GT-R


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 18:39

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How good is the active camouflage, really?


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 19:09

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I really like his rack. It’s great, quality work; but I don’t think it matches the style of the 02. Looks better on e30s. Also, doesn’t look all the useful. But, that’s my opinion. I’m kinda going for a 1930s/40s streamlined design with mine. My inspiration is 1930s airplanes and 1960s Alfas. Don’t ask me how, but that’s what I’m after.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > RallyWrench
07/06/2015 at 19:13

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I know once I’m out of college there will be a dark period for my car where it will just sit because I was too lazy/busy to fix some stupid problem.

Check my reply to Smores to see what I’m up to now.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/06/2015 at 19:36

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Nice rack! I wish my problem was laziness, that could be fixed. But with kid #2 on the way and all my money going to support the family, it’s purely a lack of time and finances to move forward. And that’s just fine, because I’m a happy dad, but in a few years or sooner I hope to be able to get back to putting in some nights in the garage.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > RallyWrench
07/06/2015 at 19:52

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Hey, that’s completely understandable. You’re a great father for putting your family first, and congratulations on number ‘02’ (had to).


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 20:12

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Well I bought and smushed a 2nd round tail light 2002.......


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Cé hé sin
07/06/2015 at 20:29

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I’m getting 9.8. I thought my Jeep was bad at 17mpg.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > RallyWrench
07/06/2015 at 20:31

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Eh, it’s alright. It kinda looks like heat distortion, so it’s not foolproof. The machine guns in the grill, however, are dynamite.

Not literally, of course. The dynamite comes out from above the rear splitter.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/06/2015 at 20:34

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Couldn’t agree more, actually. It’s beautiful but looks like its all for show. Also, it looks like it would make using a sunroof impossible. I can’t wait to see how yours turns out though.


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Cherry_man1
07/06/2015 at 20:35

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I haven’t even been in a GT-R! That’s something I would love to experience. Especially an older one.


Kinja'd!!! Cherry_man1 > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/06/2015 at 20:38

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Ya my cousin had an R35 he modified it a little intake and exhaust work but that’s about it.

It was nuts. It’s been the only exotic I’ve ever been in. I do get a Lamborghini Gallardo Track experience in August but other then that I don’t know when I’ll ever be in another exotic


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Your boy, BJR
07/06/2015 at 20:45

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Why do you keep doing this?!?!

Did it have the shorty bumpers? If if had the shorty bumpers and you didn’t sell them to me I will be extremely sad.


Kinja'd!!! PushToStart > macanamera
07/06/2015 at 21:20

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not directly from the factory, but I’ve read that many owners have actually gotten a manual swapped in.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/06/2015 at 22:01

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Weren’t you going to buy my Scion 15’s?


Kinja'd!!! boomervazquez > Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
07/06/2015 at 22:49

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tii? Rack looks awesome.


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > boomervazquez
07/06/2015 at 23:10

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Nope, just an everyday 2002


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/07/2015 at 00:39

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Lol nah I didn’t I was just fuckin’ with ya


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Your boy, BJR
07/17/2015 at 00:21

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Ben, if you see this please give me authorship on Cadillac Corner. I drove/took a shitty cell phone picture of something today that you may be interested in.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
07/17/2015 at 02:03

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Got ya